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We Refuse to Rhyme with “Crisco”

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Whoever after due and proper warning shall be heard to utter the abominable word “Frisco,” which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of a High Misdemeanor, and shall pay into the Imperial Treasury as penalty the sum of twenty-five dollars.

– Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, 1872

I’ve yet to find a city that feels as good as you, dear Frisco San Fran SAN FRANCISCO.
But I think I’ll add it to my bucket list.
(I’m lookin’ atchu, Milan – You have one year to prepare for my semester abr-OMINATION)

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